C'EST MON ANNIVERSAIRE!

It's my birthday!! Yay! Happy birthday to me!

Who knew 5cm of thin plastic could so easily fuck up my ability to function?

For my upcoming birthday party, I put on a set of some ridiculously long, ghetto acrylic nails I got for four bucks at the mall.

Now I literally cannot perform, or at least, successfully execute even the simplest of tasks. Picking up a pencil off the floor, typing faster than my grandma, and picking my nose have suddenly become frustrating (and sometimes treacherous) tasks.

Seriously, how in the fuck do those manicure-crazy girls get shit done?

I'm scared.

I had a nightmare last night where my family and I got caught in the middle of a terrorist attack. Then I wake up and see this:

French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner says the world should prepare for war over Iran's nuclear programme.

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I know the "world leaders" have been jonzing for war with Iran for a while, but when the French want to declare war, it's like, "OH FUCK, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL."

wee-oh wee!

If we're not married by 40 and we still get along we should just get married.

Drunk IMing is fantastic.

Bit shit poppin', and little shit stoppin'.

I got two fat paychecks two days apart. I love you so much, American Apparel.

Janelle took me to the Garden of Eden and we swam around and drank beer with her house mates and their friends. It was so so so pretty. I'm pretty good at skipping rocks.

After that, Jerome and I went out for Sushi Totoro, then grocery shopping at Trader Joe's. Tonight? Who knows! I love not having any real responsibilities.

American Apparel...

...has me jet-setting like whoa. SUP SAN DIEGO!

My day job rules.

My boss just came in, and while I was showing him all the new additions and fixes to the site, he caught a glimpse of my "Funny Cat Picture of the Day" iGoogle add-on. He immediately grabbed the mouse and started clicking through all the kitty pictures for a good five minutes, giggling at all the wacky kitties. It was really cute.

Back in the Cruz, for now.

Wowie zowie, Jerome just made the most delicious omelette evar.

<3 <3 <3