I had no idea why Marc Jacobs was so popular until now.

I know I'm a big sucker for shoes, but...
...THESE. ARE. ADORABLE.

It's too bad: A) Marc Jacobs is a Hillary supporter and B) I'm a broke-ass ho, anyway.

I'm ballin'.

I found out this morning that I hella scored an internship with mah local Congressman (Sam Farr, D-CA's 17th District).

I GET TO CHILL WITH/FILE PAPERS FOR AN UNPLEDGED SUPERDELEGATE HELL YES THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

I just canceled out part of my own fucking donation.

I was super excited about getting this:


And then I saw this:

Ugh. At least I smell pretty.