Wishful thinking.

All I want for Christmas this year is to not have to talk about what I'm doing after I graduate at family gatherings.

First day of school!

Today, I learned about dicks and balls.

She's actually worse than Hillary.

Hi.

Sarah Palin is awful.

Thanks.

I was kind of a Fatty McFatfat.

Since starting my diet June 16, I have officially lost 20.1 pounds.

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Going into work this morning, a man in the lobby beamed a big goofy smile at me and said (a little too loudly), "You're the prettiest lawyer I've ever seen!" as I walked past.

Outside of the fact that I was wearing heels and a pencil skirt, I don't know why he thought I was a lawyer. Still, I figure if I've got the look down already, I might as well go to law school for authenticity's sake. I hope the bar exam has a "pretty" portion!

I honestly have always wanted a racecar bed.

My Dream Bed...
...which is only more perfect paired with the matching Tool Chest Dresser:
I'm gonna start saving up.

Hrmmm...Interesting

What does D.C. v. Heller mean for First Amendment rights?

We had a pretty thorough debate about Supreme Court Justices' "side-switching" (or lack thereof) today in class, which only makes this all the more intriguing.