Family time in Texas is the straight tightest.

Today, I learned to use a handgun. Apparently, I have pretty good aim for a first-timer.

Later, I went with my cousin et al. and gorged on happy hour nigiri/gyoza/sake bombs at a classy sushi bar.

In conclusion: Vacation > School

Reminder to self: When I get home, I need to cut my old jeans into cutoffs.

I haven't started packing yet...

staticprevails09: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aT434G38OBg

kerfuffleshuffle: hahah omg i heard this in best buy the other day and thought of you

kerfuffleshuffle: MEE AND YOUUU SETTING IN OUR HONEYMOON, THERE'S GENOCIDE IN DARFUR

kerfuffleshuffle: THERE'S GENOCIDE IN DARFUR

staticprevails09: meeeeeeeeeannnndyouuuuuuuuuuuuuu

kerfuffleshuffle: it sounds more like 'WE'RE A CONSCIOUS POP PUNK BAND TAKE US SRSLY PLZ"

staticprevails09: MEEEEANNNNYOUUUUUUU

staticprevails09: HON-EY-MOON

kerfuffleshuffle: GENOCIDE IN SUDAN

kerfuffleshuffle: INVISIBLE CHILDREN GO WITH OUR EQUALLY TRANSPARENT LYRICS

staticprevails09 : lol

kerfuffleshuffle: i'm a total dick now, huh? sorry, darfur.

kerfuffleshuffle: i just don't think issues like ethnic cleansing are best brought to light by bands that leave out vowels from song titles

staticprevails09: thnks fr th gncd nfo

My little brother cracks me up.

You know that that one guy you kinda know from school or at parties, who has a six-pack and always takes his shirt off for no reason? Everyone knows at least one of "that guy."

Yeah, well, ever since he's started working out, "that guy" is also my little brother.

Best song + music video of 2007

ilu mmgrgr

kerfuffleshuffle: who sings that l.o.v.e. song?

kerfuffleshuffle: and if you say ashlee simpson, i'll smack the shit out of you

staticprevails09 : i dont think ive heard it

kerfuffleshuffle: yes you have

kerfuffleshuffle: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JErVP6xLZwg

kerfuffleshuffle: it's nat king cole, thanks

staticprevails09: ooooh this song

kerfuffleshuffle: yeah

kerfuffleshuffle: when i hear this song, all i can think of is 4th grade girls singing it in a circle at a slumber party

kerfuffleshuffle: oh wait, that's because that's what i did in the 4th grade

staticprevails09: me too, what a coincidence

Tempura?

I'm not a big movie junkie, but Brian just sent me this trailer that blew my mind:


I absolutely must see this movie.

HOLLAAAA

I don't know if reading (almost) nonstop for three days straight now has made me delirious, but I cracked the fuck up when of the authors of my books discussed the "holler of the dollar."

It made me think of so many ridiculous rap references, only with a middle-aged, balding, white guy in a suit who has high blood pressure and an iced-out grill, and he's making it rain on D.C.

Since when am I so boy-crazy? This is pretty embarassing.

Sometimes, when I'm bored at work, I like to look up pictures of students who submitted trouble tickets.

HellooOOooOooo new bioinformatics student, Mr. Uzilov. I think I UzilovE the first picture on the website you asked me to post in the graduate student directory listing.

Okay, back to work.