I was kind of a Fatty McFatfat.

Since starting my diet June 16, I have officially lost 20.1 pounds.

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Going into work this morning, a man in the lobby beamed a big goofy smile at me and said (a little too loudly), "You're the prettiest lawyer I've ever seen!" as I walked past.

Outside of the fact that I was wearing heels and a pencil skirt, I don't know why he thought I was a lawyer. Still, I figure if I've got the look down already, I might as well go to law school for authenticity's sake. I hope the bar exam has a "pretty" portion!