For my upcoming birthday party, I put on a set of some ridiculously long, ghetto acrylic nails I got for four bucks at the mall.Now I literally cannot perform, or at least, successfully execute even the simplest of tasks. Picking up a pencil off the floor, typing faster than my grandma, and picking my nose have suddenly become frustrating (and sometimes treacherous) tasks.
Seriously, how in the fuck do those manicure-crazy girls get shit done?
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